The worlds worst blogger? I think so!

Here I am!! Okay do you want a good laugh? I am updating my blog from my new BlackBerry. LMFAO!! Any body who knows me knows I am so not phone savvy! So wish me luck!! So does anybody know why my elliptical can not calculate miles? Its so dang frustrating. It counts revolutions, and to figure that out you have to know the length of your stride times blah,blah,blah times pie... WTF the only pie I know is banana cream !! Seriously you have to be some kind of a genius to figure it out. So I have given up! People ask me all the time how many miles I am up to and I wish I knew but its a mystery. I know that I can do it for an hour now, and last night I burned over 400 calories =] that's pretty good if I do say so myself!
I am so proud of myself for not giving up!! My family is in Disney Land this week without me!! I could not miss work so here I am! Don't worry though Crit stayed home to baby sit me [or go to Junior Prom]. Have a great night and hopefully this phone will help me be a better blogger! Is that even a word??

Where does the time go??

Wow where does the time go?? I can’t believe it’s almost been a month since my last post!!! Anyway time flies when you’re having fun, or not!! Ha ha ha it has been crazy around here lately, I can’t keep up. And I have the world’s slllllooooooowwwwwwwweeeeesssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt computer so when I finally sit down to blog something always has to happen. Anyway enough of that! I am still working out not everyday but I try to at least 4 times a week. I need to step it up a lot I just don’t have the time right now. My new job is still AMAZING!!! I love it, and it will be even better when I am working from home!! I still have not weighed myself but I feel like I am losing weight just not at the speed I would like to but I know the faster it comes off the easier it is to put back on, so I guess I can be patient!! Still not smoking and not a whole lot of drinking so that is good, well depends on who you ask?? Tee hee hee…. I miss it, I won’t lie, but I know that “shit will kill you”.
I will try and be a better blogger this month, I have finally figured out a routine. I was thinking to myself last night as I was trying to fall asleep, do you know how much time we would have if we didn’t have to sleep? Or how much money we would have if we didn’t have to eat? Anyway…. That’s why I can’t sleep at night because I think about stupid stuff like that!! Have a great night and I will post a lot more this month I promise!!!!

I am still here!!!

I am still here, still going strong, just not a whole lot to update on. I got my first paycheck so my job is real I can’t believe it!! I have had a really busy week (who hasn’t?) But I will update another day just wanted to let you know I am still here!! Have a great day!

"The Mom"

My mom………let’s see where do I start? I have talked a lot about my dad in this blog but for those of you who don’t know, I have the most amazing mom in the whole entire world!!!! I can’t think of a time in my life where my mom has not been there for me! She is beautiful, talented, and amazing!!! What more could a daughter ask for? She is loyal, dedicated, compassionate, giving, and the best grandma anyone could ask for! I only hope that in my life time I can become ½ the woman that she is!! I love you mom and thanks for everything you do for me and my family. I have had a tough year and my mom has been my co- pilot through it all. I hope that one day I can pay you back mom…… I LOVE YOU!!! Thanks mom you are truly the best!!!!

My new job rocks!!!!

I did my work out today and I have to admit I feel so much better!! I came home from work and the 1st thing I did was change my clothes, put my 3 bra’s on,(my boobs have also exceeded there limit) and put my running shoes on!!! I did my elliptical for 25 min and then I ran up and down the stairs until I could see stars and taste blood and decided I should probably stop before I pass out……. That would be a sight, me at the bottom of my stairs with 3 bras on, ass up face down. Ha ha ha A lot of people have been asking me how my new job is so I will tell you about that for a minute. It is AMAZING!! I absolutely love it. The 1st day I walked in and I was so scared I almost died….. I found my name and sat down, after about 5 min they took us into the lunch room and fed us bagels and coffee?? Are you kidding me?? They actually “let” us talk to each other??? Wow at my last job that would have never happened. Then we started going over what would be learning for the rest of the day, week, month, months…… blah blah blah ,then next thing you know they are passing out toys!! What? Then they explained that they have a theory and they are going to prove it with our class…. It’s called Kinetics learning. So as they are sitting up there teaching us everything we need to know we are sitting there playing with stress balls, slime, magnets, slinky’s you name it they have it!!! So there we are, all 12 of us in my class, playing with toys all day long!! Not really but it is very interesting and I am starting to buy their theory. There environment is amazing, I am so excited to be a part of there team!! I still wake up everyday and pinch myself to make sure I am not dreaming. I am still waiting to see my 1st paycheck to make sure I am actually getting paid for this. Oh and did I mention I will be working at home after all is said and done?? WOW thank goodness I toughed out that crappy job for so long, I knew there was a reason!!! I could go on for ever but I wont bore you!! Cheers to my new job!!!!!!!!

"Stupid is as stupid does"

Sorry I have not blogged for a while I have been so busy!! Last weekend we had Shayne’s work party Friday night at Madeline’s Steak house, and some how after that we ended up at the “Cougar Den” aka the Canyon Inn. I had to have a few glasses of wine before we went to the party so I would not be nervous. Then we got there early so I had to have 2 TALL beers and then after that I thought I was 25 again and we went to the bar with all they young kids that work for Shayne, and it’s a damn mystery after that how many drinks I actually had. I woke up Saturday morning with all intentions of working out so I could turn around and do it all again that night!! Yep that’s right 2 nights in a row….. Are you freaking kidding me?? We went down to a bar in Lehi to celebrate my sister’s birthday with a whole bunch of friends and after about a keg of beer and I have no idea how many shots, we stayed the night at Shayne’s friends house. Long story short I threw up that night, so that cancels all of that out right?? Ha ha ha. (I know it REALLY doesn’t dad) Then Sunday I woke up and thought for sure I was going to work out ….. But every time I would walk past my elliptical I would dry heave …WTF?? So I am not going to bullshit anybody… I have not worked out since Friday!!!!!
I started my new job on Monday and I absolutely love it!! They actually care about there employees, it’s really weird. Anyway more on that later…. I am still here, I have not given up!!! Just took a tiny detour. =)

Really?? ? that's all !!!

I have been so busy this weekend I have not had time to blog. Anyway I have a new nephew!!!!! He is so damn cute I can’t even stand it. Congrats to my brother and his amazing wife, who by the way make cute kids! This is my last week of my “pretending to be a stay at home mom”, job!! Which I absolutely love!! It’s been fun but, back to reality on Monday. I will be working with Delta Health Solutions as a contracted claims processor. I will train with them for about 12 weeks and then I will work at home!! YAY !!! Then I will have lot’s of time for my job to fit into my life, not my life to fit into my job =) I am kind of scared about working out once I am back to work, but it will work out some how. I got on the scale this morning and I was disappointed. I have been working my ass off since the 3rd of January and I have only lost about 8 lbs….. I feel different, my clothes fit different but my scale SUCKS!!! After that horrible experience I was discouraged, and I said a lot of bad words! So I made a promise to myself that I will not be getting on that scale again until I start my 16 week training in June. After all this pre training, training is all about getting healthier right?? I know that it takes time; it took me 8 years for my ass to exceed its intended limit. So I know that it will take time and will not just happen over night!! (even though I pray every night it will) Keep your head up!!